First name is Lana. 5'3, black girl booty mainly because I'm a black girl. My measurements used to be on here, but they're pretty sillie. I am the last of the Three Minor Harpy Sisters. I have an odd indentation of my thighs where fat should be, but isn't. I'm in love with someone all the time. I like chasing squirrels, sleeping in odd places, and acting like a child. Because I am a child, perpetually. I am amazingly responsible for my age. I currently work full time and support myself. I attend evening classes, but am not giving up on my dreams of being a Super Librarian!
I like hanging out by myself mostly, reading and watching Doctor Who. I also enjoy working for long periods of time, if this work involved sitting at a desk and watching YouTube. I am always in need of money, but I always loan it out. Weird, right? I have weird dreams when I go to sleep with wet hair, so when I say I can't go out because I need to wash my hair, I am not lying. It must be done before sleepy time! Ha, I say odd things and always have boy troubles. Sometimes I come across as Asian or white, but I am neither. I just look really weird because my family keeps mating with random races!
I also enjoy ranting.*
Obsessed w/ anime, designing clothes(specifically shoes and shirts), and being inconspicuous at the moment.
Lana is an amazing person, you should take every opportunity to be her friend and complement her on her amazing Afro. As of late, she has been spending her time working a lot and watching Arrested Development when bored. She is constantly in one of three states: by herself, at work, or with her cat Isabelle.
She wishes she were the creator of 4chan, dear moot.